PUTTING THE NO BACK INTO BONO

Formed in 2005, this campaign has clear objectives - to remove Bono from the public-eye and restore a sense of dignity to mankind. We believe it is an ethical necessity to prevent this publicity-hound from further damaging the excellent work of Make Poverty History and other vital NGOs around the world, in addition to, crucially, rendering any further "music" releases or bloody "special edition" iPods by U2, illegal.

We believe this is the only way forward for mankind. We urge you to join us on this quest, and please donate to Make Poverty History as well, obviously. God, U2 are shit.

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